tapatio balls
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n. the inflammation of the t-st-cl-s after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scr-t-m.
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n. after a short hairy mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy–ssed mexican girl, the friction of the -n-l s-x causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scr-t-m, and he flees the room screaming “aye aye aye!”
note: to be distinguished from tabasco b-lls, which is characterized by the post-s-xual yelp “mis cahones, no no no!”
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f-cking taco bell! gave me tapatio b-lls for another night in a row, i think i need to see the scr-t-mologist!
2
did you hear miguel screaming last night? that definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio b-lls!
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