Tasterbate


when you’re craving a certain food but don’t have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you’re craving. –not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a v-g-n-.–
i’m craving noodles but don’t have em, guess i just tasterbate.

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