Tar Shits
a defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the -ss cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. tar sh-ts most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. clean up of a tar sh-t is often referred to as tar wipes.
roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant tar sh-ts. his doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.
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