Tar Wipes


when one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. tar wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
frank: wow brahhhhh! you were in the cr-pper a long time. what gives?
carl: i shouldn’t have went to that all you can eat indian curry buffet last night. my bung hole is burning and i got the d-mn tar wipes. clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and i still feel a little wet and greasy down there like i need a quick rewipe.

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