Tard

a more polite way of saying r-t-rd.
1. dave is licking the window again he’s such a tard.

2. no the eiffel tower is not located in blackpool you tard

lols an owl
adjective used to describe one so r-t-rded, they do not deserve the ‘re’
for christ’s sake, ben, you freakin’ tard!
any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. whereas mental r-t-rdation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, brittany spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.
that dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie basic instinct two who has an insynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) that tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) the fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of tardania.
simply, the plural form of the word tard. more than one tard.
democrats are tards!
a person who is r-t-rded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.
since he fell off the stairs he is a tard
players, coaching staff, and fans of melbourne victory football club, based in melbourne, australia. they compete in the australian a-league football (soccer) championship.

the term has its origins in the club’s player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as “r-t-rded” by fans of rival cubs, and as the melbourne team has no official mascot, the term “tard” became widely used by football fans australia-wide.

the term stuck when the melbourne football club’s management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.
guy 1: what was the football score?
guy 2: we beat melbourne 4-0.
guy 1: ha! we whooped them tards good!
someone who acts unintelligent either purposely or accidentally.
-ssociating with someone mentally disabled and/or r-t-rded.
what a f-cking tard!
players, coaching staff, and fans of melbourne victory football club, based in melbourne, australia. they compete in the australian a-league football championship.

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