the truth


the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
after several minutes of questioning and lies, george finally told the truth.
a superlative. the greatest or most positive form it is possible for a person or thing to be.

see also “the sh-t”
this vodka is the truth.
nickname of paul pierce of the boston celtics.

coined by shaq after paul put up an impressive performance.

shaq: paul pierce is the motherf-cking truth.
the truth glides through the lane for an impressive layup.
the truth is something that you normally think other people can’t handle knowing. it is what you avoid ever having to give in order to keep up this little game that you tend to play with other peoples lives, instead you fead them lies to keep them as loyal p-wns in this elaborate chess game we call life. quite often the truth is replaced with a lie, that after a long period of time , starts to seem real.
the truth is that n-body can ever be trully honest with any other person, there will always be lies to mascarade it.
1. something no one can handle.

2. something that usually is stranger than fiction.

3. something that can be really f-cked up.
kaffee: i want the truth!
col. jessep: you can’t handle the truth!

the truth is rarely pure and never simple. –oscar wilde

truth is stranger than fiction

a superlative. the greatest or “the sh-t”
trizzys the truth
doing something sick
a character in grand theft auto san andreas voiced by peter fonda. the truth is a parody of 60’s hippies, growing fields of marijuana, smoking from bongs, and searching for aliens.
the truth grows weed in his backyard and finds aliens.
slang for a very large p-n-s.
girlfriend: i want to have s-x with you!

boyfriend: i don’t think you can handle the truth.

girlfriend: yes i can!

boyfriend: are you sure? the truth hurts but it can set you free. 😉

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