Tard car


one of them “smart cars” especially the roadster
just poppin out to the shops!
you going in that tard car!? u look like such a tard in that bag of sh-t, it’s not f-cking fast!!
a bunch of h-m-erotics going at it in the back of your daddys geo
see insane clown posse songs
you’re a f-gmiester tardcar dawg!
the short bus in which r-t-rded kids ride in to school and back.
patrick: your brother rides the tard car to school
andrew: he’s not r-t-rded!

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