tard hat
a combination of “-ss hat” and “f-ck tard”. only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.
that guy wrote “i love nancy” on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his mysp-ce page. what a tard hat.
tardhat- acting in a childish or deminished manner. as if his head was replaced by one of a r-t-rd.
amy whats wrong with your son? gage is such an f’n tardhat.
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