tard out
where one transforms into a child-like and immature state. usually involving the consumption of m-ss amounts of alcohol supplemented with incoherent and biligerant behaviour.
tard outs can occur on a scale measured “level” 1 through 5. for the rare “train wreck” of a tard out, there is a level 6 which is referred to as a cataclysmic tard out.
remember when ty left 500 bucks on the blackjack table to go down and play poker. what a cataclysmic tard out!
when a person begins to become fixed in on a certain object or nothing for an extended period of time. they tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and sometimes drool.
student 1: dude, did you hear what was gonna be on the exam?
student 2: nah man, i wasn’t really paying attention.
student 1: oh yea, i saw you tard out for a while.
is an action when you become very empty headed and sucked into something very r-t-rded.such as something very r-t-rded but funny,then you become caught up in it and you look sort of r-t-rded when you play that same thing over again.
“david was watching an episode of family guy, and i witnessed him tard out.”
to freak out or sudenly do something clumsy, silly or stupid.
don’t tardout over this man. its not a big deal.
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