‘tard patch
when you have s-x with a condom and all the yellow moisture you generate cakes on top of your pubic hair. the smell of the ‘tard patch is bitter and funny, just like mustard. it also becomes really mustardy if all the remains of your condom come out onto the hair.
i have to take a shower baby, i can see my ‘tard patch glowing in the dark.
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