tard stick
anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
the gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.
n. a stupid person by which all other stupid people are measured
they belived that he was so stupid, they used him as a tardstick to measure autistic children.
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