Tarda Clause
a tarda clause is a person who gives you a f-cked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the f-ck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.
when a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says “a good team starts with a good kick off.” the bank is a tarda clause.
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