tardapult
a tardapult is a device used to hurl r-t-rds over varying distances by employing miscellaneous spring-like materials such as bungee cords, small trees, etc…
during the intermission at the hockey game they played “tard bowling” by loading the tardapult (a giant bungee cord) and slid a r-t-rd on a crazy carpet toward center ice to knock over some oversized bowling pins. this could also have been done by shooting 2 r-t-rds from either end of the rink towards center ice but this game would be called “smash up tards”
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