tardbator
one who is so stupid that he/she can’t help but to stroke his/her own r-t-rdedness with each and every thought, word, or action.
(‘tard-‘ from ‘r-t-rd’ and ‘-bator’ from ‘masturbator’).
may be used synonymously with words such as ‘f-cktard’, ‘-sshat’, and ‘numb-nuts’
did you hear that johnee d-ckson voted ‘arnold’ for governor?!? what a friggin’ tardbator!!!
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