tardbears
a married r-t-rded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally r-t-rded. tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. note: this is not a r-t-rded bear.
i did escrow on those tardbears new house.
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