teelster


(noun)

a) a mosy–ss mo’-fo’ who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) an aloof -sshole.

c) an awesome best friend.
a) d-mn, that teelster last night took his mosy–ss time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) d-mn that teelster. what an aloof -sshole.

c) d-mn, that teelster’s a pretty cool cat.

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