tardface
loser guys who won’t tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.
he tells me i’d look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to chatswood, but that tardface won’t tell me whether or not he likes me.
usually a face that you use when saying “dur” or “duh”. a gesture.
wow, your tard face is bad.
a name for someone who looks r-t-rded.
whoa that chick was such a tard face – he looked like special edd! i think her name was carey – what a tardo name.
1. to be so rediculously ugly your face looks like sh-t. to have rediculously bad breath.
2. to be similar to amy winehouse
alex: you should tap that andina
andy: who the “tard face”
alex: yea thats all you
andy: pssh i wouldn”t touch that with a 10 foot pole
alex: yea your right. she wouldn’t let you b-tt nugget
euphemism for f-cking somebody very well.
you should’ve seen her face while i was hosing her-she had tard face. hey man i f-cked her so well she had tard face. hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
n. a person with a face easily -ssociated with r-t-rdation, such as the common deformaties of downs syndrome.
v. to mangle someone’s face in such a way that they look like a r-t-rd.
you tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.
i’m going to tardface you if you don’t shut your hole.
a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.
“don’t steal my gatorade you tardface!”
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