Tardigrada Skasick
very much like that of a tardigrada, but not really as cool…
skasicks, or skittles as they are sometimes called are attracted to such animals as redheads and when a skasick finds a redhead it likes it makes awkward stuttering noises and lame jokes.
to catch a skasick you must make a statement that can be answered with “that’s what she said” then you can club it and skin it. skasick skins don’t really go for much more than half a penny.
typical tardigrada skasick redhead mating call:
“hi tegan” noted fluctuation in voice
“you sound pretty today.”
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