tarding


the act of being r-t-rded.
ex: josh was so tarding over bob
ex: billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.
the act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one’s tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
ex: dude, let’s go tardin’ downtown this weekend and p-ss off all the tourists.

ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.

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