Tardition


a tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. no one’s sure why it’s still in effect.
“so wait, why aren’t you going to be at the party on sat-rday?”
“first sat-rday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. it’s a little tardition we have”
“…lame.”

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