Tardmonger
a pompous imbicile; buffoon
dude i hate her, shes such a…a…a…tardmonger
the ‘tard is short for r-t-rd or f-cktard, and the monger means dealer. it is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.
what did you do that for, you ‘tard monger!?
i don’t even know why g-d lets a ‘tard monger like you exist.
those r-t-rded people who always be getting in your face
any girl named rachel
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