tardpoon
to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. this is known as tardpooning. a successfull tardpoon is one where :
there is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)
the victim is more crippled/r-t-rded
the victim squeals/flails more in the process
the strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.
“hey you wanna go tardpooning today?”
“i an a professional tardpooner.”
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