Targaryen
the conquerers of and longest ruling royal family in the history of westeros, the continent where george r.r. martin’s “a song of ice and fire” book series and hbo’s “game of thrones” take place. all around bamf’s that keep dragons as pets and can walk through fire. fluent in high valyrian and catchphrases that could burn entire cities to the ground. also very good at burning actual cities to the ground. their downfall was incest-induced bat-sh-t craziness that resulted in feeding each other to dragons, burning down the family vacation home, burning themselves alive, getting stabbed by lannisters, and drowning in molten gold. down but not out, fire and blood will rain down upon westeros once again… as soon as their last surviving member figures out which way west is.
“like their dragons, the targaryens answered to neither gods nor men.”
– catelyn tully
“every child knows that the targaryens have always danced too close to madness.”
– ser barristan selmy
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