targasm
the euphoric, -rg-smic feeling one has when shopping at target, especially when one finds something fantastic.
i had a targasm when i saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.
the euphoria one experiences when shopping in target after being deprived of this experience– for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.
“after 6 months with the peace corps, i returned to san diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment cr-p. i went to target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my m-ssive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. then i went to a second target, making this a multiple targasm — the big t! when it was all over, i wanted a cigarette– and i don’t even smoke.”
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