Target Tax
the extra money you pay so that you can shop at target, instead of wal mart.
so we paid a target tax of 10-20% on our household items; but it was totally worth it to shop in a well-lit, salubrious atmosphere, where we didn’t see a single person who gave us the heebie jeebies, or who made us despair at the state of the human race.
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