targus


a very friendly but deadly animal from planet targon. they look similar to a mixture of a tiger and a turtle. they eat from trees which have leaves that resemble oversized marijuana leaves and it has buds of raw meat, so they can support being both herbavor and carnivor. the dominate males are rumored to have a laser gun that comes out of their sh-ll.
i was st–zed the other day and i saw a targus. it tried to speak targonian to me, but i said, “excuse me targus, but i dont speak targonian.”

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