Tartle
a common scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone’s name. useful to avoid that occasional embarr-ssment.
steve: hi, susan!
susan: hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . steve! sorry, i tartled there for a moment.
an irish term mainly from the north of ireland
a “tartle” is the piece of sh-t that sticks to a cows -ss. it can also refer to humans, as the piece of sh-t that b-lls up and stick to your -ss hair when wiping.
due to to it being stuck to your -ss it remains close and follows you , so it is commonly used to refer to a hang-a-long or stalker that follows you everywhere.
wow that chick is a real “tartle” she is following you everywhere.
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