tarvis
noun: tends destroy your belongings and/or come on your friends.. ; also tends to create words that make little to no sense
aww mann, the tarvis came on my friend again.
the most hardcore motherf-cker in league of legends
you are so tarvi
n. one or more sk-nks in a group of b-tches c-ckblocking your sl-t banging efforts.
s.) “dude, you’re never going to land your load on that sl-t’s face tonight if you don’t get that fat tarvis out of your way.”
p.) the tarvis swarmed about her, a viscous horde silent in its vigilant watch. in its natural state the tarvis is a mere detestation, but once disturbed it rapidly blooms into an abomination that sh-ts all over the party.
origin: “c-ck-blocking tarvis!”
– spray painted on a boston area construction site.
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