Tarzan Crabs
pubic lice gifted by satan with the awesome power of tarzan’s vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul’s p-b-, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.
s-x with wh-r-s or modern female musicians may result in tarzan crabs.
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