Tassel Blasted


when your co-worker wears a t-ssel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink t-ssel.
me: dude, why is joe out today?
jason: didn’t you hear, he got totally t-ssel blasted

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