tastes like cum


something that a person who hasn’t had had a bj yet might say to make it seem like they have. by saying “tastes like c-m”, it seems like they would know what c-m tastes like, when really, they’re just saying it.
emma: jesus christ, this milk tastes like c-m!
louise: how would you know what c-m tastes like? it’s not like you’ve…
emma: shut up

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