Tater Tits


an elderly woman who has smelly br–sts
“d-mn, she got some bad tater t-ts!”
when someone has nipples the size of tater tots. either swollen or natural. they may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.
dale: man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her f-cking tater t-ts.

jon: remember that chick from the bar last night? defs had tater t-ts.
geoff: naaa-sssstttt.
referring to a h-m-s-xual or friend you deem gay.
hey there tatert-ts, stop smoking that sausage and get over here so we can own some b-ttpirates on halo!
a woman with small nipples that you can eat and it wont harm her. the best thing is that they grow back th next day!! tatert-ts for everyone!!!!!!!!!!! yyyyaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! i know its canibleism but thats alright.
“oh baby i love your tatert-ts. eat a whole bunch of ranch dressing tonight so i have a different flavour tomorow.”

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