an enthusiastic aficionado, a tattoo collector is a person who sees their ink not just as individual pieces but rather as a curated collection. they seek ink from specific, carefully chosen artists, using their skin and the artists’ work to build a library of body art that is meaningful and significant, potentially even beyond the collector’s own appreciation.
some collectors gain reputations and followings in social media and the convention circuit, and can wield tremendous influence within the community. anecdotal evidence suggests comments or reviews from certain collectors can make or break an artist’s career.
further anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a far lower douchebag quotient among the collector segment than one might expect, but there’s definitely some out there.
dude1: i met this chick at the party last night, she’s totally a tattoo collector.
dude2: tattoo collector?
dude1: yeah, she collects tattoos.
dude2: that sounds creepy as sh-t! with what, a knife?!
dude1: no, dumbsh-t, she collects tattoos from famous tattoo artists…she goes to conventions and sh-t to meet all the famous ones, and gets them to do tattoos on her. she only goes to the like a-list shops and stuff, and like books appointments way in advance with the serious pros. she had like a jk5, a bert krak, a doug hardy, you know. famous dudes.
dude2: famous? i never heard of that sh-t.
dude1: me neither. i looked ’em up on the internet. but they’re like tattoo famous, whatever.
dude2: cool. you hit that sh-t?
dude1: not yet, bro. but soon.
- ten cent millionaire
someone who drives a caddy, but cannot make the payments. someone who has a new lexus but lives in a trailor park. someone who wears fashionable labels, but cannot afford lunch. someone who just got their paycheck and is spending it to impress rather than paying their bills. example: wow, two thousand dollar rims on […]
- Terrorist Van
the model of the very-boxy 80’s toyota mini van found in the usa. comes in a variety of versions, a ‘panel van’ which doesn’t have any windows as well as a regular one with windows, and even some rare 4wd versions. jimmy bought a terrorist van and lived out it for a week in the […]
- Test Drive Pirating
downloading a piece of digital media without paying for it first (whether it be an alb-m, movie, game, program, or other type of media) in order to try it out, ostensibly before buying it. sam: “hey dave, what are you up to?” dave: “oh, hey sam. i’m just test drive pirating this new call of […]
the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. the cause of aids. after scott hit p-b-rty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape f-cking frenzy of testosterbone.
- Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
a male affliction. the propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well. he: you are really pretty, so what do you do? she: i’m an accountant he: oh that’s really impressive, i want to f-ck the -rs- off you she: and you are […]