tattoobs
tattooed b–bs.
she looked pretty, until i saw that her br–sts were, in actuality, tattoobs.
a breast tattoo. portmanteau of tattoo and b–b.
“hey, check out that chick’s b-tterfly tattoob!”
“where?”
“where do you think? i said ‘tattoob’!”
“i know, dude. i mean where exactly?”
“the left one, near the cleavage.”
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