tauch
the most amazing thing/person in the world. no one accept someone who knows tauch understands how amazing tauch is though.
taylor: tauch is my hero!
chris/blondie: well tauch is my lover!
scotty: too bad i’m too much of a dumb-ss, two-faced, pr-ck to understand how amazing tauch is…
random person: i don’t even know tauch and i think tauch is amazing!
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