Tauren


quite possibly the coolest race ever conceived in the history of fantasy pc games. the tauren is a minotaur-like creature that looks half man, half bull. they carry around very large trees and smash people and other various objects with them.
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one of the playable races in the mmorpg world of warcraft that originated in the earlier warcraft games. a tauren is a big bovine-like creature who has strong ties with nature. taurens are part of the horde faction and can play the following cl-sses: warrior, shaman, druid, hunter.

taurens and night elves are currently the only races that can play as druids.

also the race with coolest dance ever! at least the male version anyway…
alliance player #1: man, i just got pwned by a tauren shaman. >_< alliance player #2: moooo! alliance player #1: yah. ;_; only race in world of warcraft that can dance peanut b-tter jelly time it's peanut b-tter jelly time! where he at, where he at. there he go, there he go. peanut b-tter jelly with a baseball bat! you gotta love taurens one of the five horde races in world of warcraft. resemble the cl-ssic greek minotaur, only with hooves for feet and three-fingered hands. they have a culture that appears to be based off of several native american tribes, are the only horde race that can be druids, and are a blatant rebuke to anyone who misjudges the horde as the "bad guys." "you've got hordies on tanaris? cool, i have a tauren druid there!" originating from the warcraft computer games; taurens are extremely large cow-like people. tauren as an adjective is used similar to 'm-ssive' or 'enormous'; it can be used to describe anything that is larger than ordinary. "i am tauren in the pants." "i just chucked a tauren dump." one of the playable races in the mmorpg world of warcraft that originated in the earlier warcraft games. a tauren is a big bovine-like creature who has strong ties with nature. taurens are part of the horde faction and can play the following cl-sses: warrior, shaman, druid, hunter. taurens and night elves are currently the only races that can play as druids. also the race with coolest dance ever! at least the male version anyway... alliance player #1: man, i just got pwned by a tauren shaman. >_< alliance player #2: moooo! alliance player #1: yah. ;_; one of the most amazing races on world of warcraft and also a very silent person that will only talk to some one he/she is comfortable with or when it is only the right time to talk. guy #1: hey!
tauren: …
guy #1: okay?..
guy #2: hey
tauren: ..hi.
guy #1: why does he/she talk to you but not me?
guy #2: i’ve known him/her for a long time their such a tauren.

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