taut law
1. a rule or law defining a persons’ use of redundant phrasing or wording;
2. (of) forming a contradictory concept that occurs preconsciously before syntax
doug: …my life just sucks now–without marge in my life, i am lost
may: well you know what doug, it is what it is
doug: wow, i’m lucky you’re here to remind me that there’s always the ‘taut law’
may: …
doug: b-tch!
may: what the f#/k is the ‘taut law’ , -sshole?
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