Tavarua
a c-cktail made with 2 parts captain morgan spiced rum, 1 part b-tterscotch schnapps, 1 part whole milk (not that 2% cr-p). served over ice. tastes like you are drinking candy.
named for a small heart-shaped island in fiji.
“hey barman, hit me with a tavarua.”
“a what?” he asks hastily, being quite busy at the moment. “i don’t know that one.”
“sh-t man, don’t you even know how to make f-ckin’ drink?”
whereupon the bouncer ensures this particular customer is shown the door.
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