Tell Your Mom!
1. an expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.
2. a phrase used in place of the popular expression “burn!” made famous by that 70’s show. (used mostly when the burnee can’t take a joke and they’re visibly upset. much more enjoyable to say if they’re offended. this saying is often situational.)
3. an expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
them: “f-ck! f-ck! i broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, i got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)
you: “and you think i care?” “if you want sympathy tell your mom!”
or
them: “dude, i just totally balled that guy on the court.”
you: i always knew you liked dudes,
them: f-ck you, man! i’m not gay!
you: tell your mom!
or
you: “oh my g-d, did you just see that!?” “tell your mom!”
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