tavz
a disgusting creature with teeth resembling the rocky mountains.
smells like a dumpster,doesn’t brush the rockys at all, has ear wax,pours the size of quarters,wears duck shoes & purple nike gl-sses. and most likely will never get laid again.
oh my god look at that tavz across the street
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