tax return payday
the day you receive your tax return money.
duder 1: “dude black people hate me. i’m only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year.”
duder 2: “say what? dude i’m gettin’ $1800! you f-cked up.”
duder 1: “$1800! d-mn that’s a fat tax return payday doggy.”
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