Taxdancer
a person who stands on the sidewalk or street corner dressed as uncle sam, lady liberty or of the like. their intention is to rope you into impulsively stopping at a close by tax filing business. tactics include; dancing, jumping up and down, or waving a sign, foam finger, pool noodle or any other annoying thing they can think of.
driving to work i almost rear ended someone at the light because i was distracted by this taxdancer. although… he did have a rather good air guitar technique.
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