taxitunity
commonly mistaken for the cultural-unity people feel in-griping about tax-woes (like surviving tornadoes) it refers to where taxidermists see it not as that the only things certain in-life are death and taxes, as death and taxidermy (as some are wild mountain-folk who avoid taxes) and so every new roadkill is a new opportunity.
— say, lookey here, we don’t pay taxes, and i’m about all talked-out cussin’ the government and the weather, what to chew the fat over?
— you read my mind. look, some roadkill, an opportunity to do some taxidermy.
— yeah, it’s a real taxitunity.
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