taxparagus


a mythical beast made by the seemingly impossible mating of asparagus and t-rex – discovered by wesley and nina, adventurers in narnia.
despite popular belief, the first being to land on the moon was a taxparagus, in search of a marshmallow b-tterfly.

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    to have intercourse with taxidermy animals. i.e stuffed animals. yo man, i got choad burnt last night from f-ckin my stuffed badger, but thats taxispermy for you! your into d-gg-n? you should get into taxispermy, it dont move so much!

  • Taylor and Mariana

    two hott -ss girls who are amazing in bed i would f-ck them everyday all the time at the same time i just want to lick em all over dayyyuuumm big -ss t-ts hey look at taylor and mariana thats some fine -ss lets go hit em up

  • tchaikovsky'd

    in reference to his work on the nutcracker, being tchaikovsky’d means getting kicked, or otherwise injured, in the t-st-cl-s. /chris1 gets kicked in the nuts/ chris2: ohhh mannnn! did you see what happened to chris1? he just got tchaikovsky’d!!!!!!!

  • TCIO

    this conversation is over, also pr-nounced as tee-see-yo. used to let h-m-thugs and joes alike know that you are in control of an argument and are declaring it over. joe or huge h-m-thug: why are you so mean to me? alpha male: because you are a mad gay, tcio!!! the acronym for “this conversation is […]

  • Turkey Hand

    1. a s-xual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner’s -n-s, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or -ss of their partner. loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand. jill’s apprecitation for terry’s bedroom artistry […]


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