Taylor Hanson
the hot metro of hanson. also the talented metro of hanson. yes, he looks most like a chick, but he’s still the hottest
“he’s so chick like, but at the same time so hot!”
hot singer keyboardist of the band hanson.
the middle one in hanson. plays the piano.
the middle brother of late 90’s pop group hanson who got his 18 year old girlfriend pregnant and married her before he was even old enough to drink legally in the usa.
brian so pulled a taylor hanson. him and mich-lle are set to get married in a month and she’s 4 months pregnant.
the gay one. although this piano playing, lead singing member of hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. blessed with a ‘unique?’ fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, mr taylor “the gay one” hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it’s gaydar.
“aww, there’s the gay one and his wife… i wonder if he’ll stop for an autograph! where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?”
gay f-cking w-nker singer of hanson
“that guy…is a sh-t c-nt”
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