Taylor Swiffer


term for a person so obsessed with country singer taylor swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. cds, posters, clothing), like a swiffer sweeper does dirt.
“wow, emily is such a taylor swiffer. she just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of taylor.”

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