Taylor Swifting
the act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare -ss against the floor like an old dog.
the egyptians were known for donkey d-cking, but today taylor swifting is most impressive.
verb:
the act of scooting your -ss on the floor like a dog. this can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase “oh long johnson, oh long johnson!”.
guy 1: what the h-ll is that guy doing?
guy 2: he’s faith hilling, thats so 2000 late.
guy 1: right!? its all about taylor swifting now. what a loser.
guy 2: hey, you want to go smoke some pot?
guy 1: way ahead of you buddy!
taylor swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you b-tt along the ground like an old dog.
“yesterday afternoon four kids went to the hospital for injuries resulting from memeing in front of a local cafe… faith hilling, taylor swifting these are things that are going to get you killed!”
the act of sitting down and rubbing your bare -ss across the floor.
steve: hey, jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by taylor swifting?
jim: yeah! i heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare -sses all over the place!
1. the art of laying on the floor in your room wallowing for a boy while listening to taylor swift.
2. the internet meme involving dragging your -ss across the floor like an old dog (made popular by south park).
keep in mind that these two definitions are very similar and easily confused.
person 1: did you do your homework?
person 2: no, i spent the whole day taylor swifting.
person 1: is that boy really worth it?
person 2: no, not taylor swifting in that way, i was dragging my -ss across the carpet all day.
1. while having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its b-tthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.
“dude i totally taylor swifted at that party last night.”
“meet me at 5pm at the bar, i will be taylor swifting the dance floor.”
the act of dragging one’s -ss across the floor of a strange location with their pants around their ankles. sometimes accompanied with the yelling of “o long johnson,” if anyone is actually seen doing this they must be a hardcore south park fan.
“i would’ve been more impressed if he interrupted the debate by taylor swifting.” – rick santorum
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