taylorism


an incredibly dumb statement of any sort, usually resulting in those around the speaker desperately trying to suppress laughter. may take the form of a stupid question.
“if you build a car in auto body shop, do you get to keep it?” (to the counselor for 9th grade cl-ss sign ups)

him: hey are you the guy that invented spartan kicking?”
me (to self): that’s a taylorism!

him: i know what mardi gra is!
me: orly? what?
him: it’s a religion in mexico, right?
random guy: that’s the best taylorism i’ve heard all day!
noun. (plural – taylorisms)

a special teachers brand of business b/s talk
an example of a taylorism:
“we look to you as amb-ssadors of our school and its uniform”

(in an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform ‘correctly’)

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