taylorswiftboat
to write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his ident-ty and wrongdoing.
“maddie totally taylor swiftboated danny at the talent show.”
“how do you know it was danny?”
“the song was called ‘homeroom sk-nk behind the bleachers on my birthday.'”
“that t-tle is awfully specific. ”
verb; to preempt, disrupt or sabotage a person or their cause by grandstanding, upstaging or dissembling to the point of violation as in the 2009 vma’s or the 2004 presidential campaign.
tayor swift + swiftboat = taylorswiftboat
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