a disease where you become r-t-rded and are obsessed with everything. this disease is highly contagous so stay away from anyone who has it.
guy 1: whoa man i think you got taytenitis!
guy 2 : no! i cant have that! i will become obsessed with everything now!

guy 1: there is no saving you now.

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